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♡ hi im kiana; a gemini and that generally explains me ♡ im not smokin pot, im smokin hot
“bonjour beau”

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

July 20 with 68,520 notes
duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake
zachafalse:

ejacutastic:

zygodactylous:

wat-ermellow:

zygodactylous:

in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????

is that a cup wearing pants

yes 

is that majoRAS MASK IN THE MIRROR

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE
weavemunchers:

How much do u hate ur kids

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

July 20 with 434,934 notes
teenagenicks:

this is still happening in 2014 
ruckuslike:

me around kids

back-that-sass-up:

legalmexican:

*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait

image

tHATS THE FACE THATS THE FACE EXACLTY

July 20 with 474,317 notes

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

July 20 with 413,422 notes
amazed:

I follow back everyone!

sh4dows:

some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

July 20 with 160,113 notes